The Talking Banana

One sunny morning, Tom went to the kitchen to grab a banana. As he peeled it, the banana suddenly shouted, “Hey! Careful with the jacket!”

Tom screamed and dropped it. “Did you just... talk?”

The banana sighed. “Yes, I talk. But only before breakfast. After that, I’m just a regular fruit.”

Tom stared in shock. “So what do you want?”

The banana replied, “Honestly? Just five more minutes of life and maybe a selfie. I’ve never been on Instagram.”

Tom laughed, took a picture with the banana, then ate it.

Moral of the story: Even talking bananas can’t escape breakfast .